Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Your DNA Being Used To Make Blue-Skinned Aliens

LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – This news would have anyone feeling blue: Extraterrestrials may be stealing your DNA in order to create a master race of blue-skinned aliens.

That’s the alienating news from UFO researcher Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims that a group of evil ETs are harvesting abducting humanoid creatures from hundreds of planets in order to create a new race called the “Nirvani.”

As he puts it, “It’s like combing through a junkyard in order to find spare parts that will make a superior race car.”

He describes the Nirvani as slender but strong, with blue skin and black or silver hair.

Even worse: The dreaded Nirvani – which are being grown in petri dishes on a constellation far away – are nearly indestructible and designed to be immortal.

It sounds terrible – and it is – and, sadly, Johnson says the only good news is that the beings behind the Nirvani plan are still growing the bodies and haven’t set the date they put their evil plot into action.

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