Thats the straight poop from football coach Mike Ditka, who is trying to help Americans avoid a crappy situation: The worlds largest toilet bowl clog.
It is estimated that 90 million Americans will head to the can during the Super Bowl halftime on Feb. 5, and Ditka fears a toilet clog of historical proportions.
So hes recorded a public service announcement at www.halftimeflush.com to help Americans put together a game plan to prevent a pooper bowl catastrophe.
Ditka suggests staggering the number of people who go to the john and says its good manners to give women and children priority.
He also suggests Americans stock up on Scott tissue which dissolves four times faster than other T.P.
The halftime flush wont just be a problem at American homes. Ditka predicts some players will have to answer natures call during the game but the smart ones will take care of their business beforehand.
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