Wednesday, June 1, 2005

Gospel Truth: New Bible Changes Jesus To Judith

WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The publisher of a new bible has given Jesus a sex change and is calling her Judith Christ of Nazareth.

Publisher LBI Institute has released a new edition of the gospel depicting Jesus as a woman and God as a female.

Most everyone else’s gender was left untouched, although the new text contains The Parable of the Prodigal Daughter and The Lady’s Prayer – instead of The Lord’s Prayer.

The publisher’s vice president, Billie Shakespeare, says the reason for the girlie Good Book is to reflect the rising role of women in society.

Shakespeare figures the Miss Messiah will be useful to ministers and rabbis who are already referring to God in the female gender.

He says there are “some people who won’t accept it, and that’s fine.”

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