Friday, March 4, 2005

UFO Cult Celebrates ‘Femininity Day’ By Getting Naked

CHICAGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – March 8th has been declared “Femininity Day” by the clone-happy UFO cult known as the “Raelians” but men may be more excited about the holiday than women.

“Femininity Day” is when people are supposed to celebrate the positive qualities of women such as compassion, delicacy and love – by walking around naked or, at least, in a G-string.

Nude and near-nude celebrations are taking place in San Francisco and Miami this weekend but Femininity Day spokeswoman Marina Balibrera invites people in other cities to strip down for a good cause because, in her words, “nakedness promotes humility and inner strength.”

Balibrera – who posed for Playboy last year – will be celebrating “Femininity Day” in Chicago and doesn’t plan to get naked “because it’s too cold.”

Instead, she will hold a workshop to teach women and men “sensual meditation,” a visualization exercise that teaches people to get in touch with their bodies so that “everything feels like an orgasm, even eating a strawberry.”

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