Self-proclaimed huckster Peter Fenton says hes created the Carnie Awards to honor those celebrities who know theres still a sucker born every minute.
It takes one to know one. Fenton says he earned a small fortune as a teen carnival con.
He says Hilton deserves the top honor because she, cant sing, dance, act or do much of anything but pose for photos on the red carpet at the premiere of somebody elses movie...but the paparazzi will be mobbing her more than the real stars.
Second to Hilton is Spongebob Squarepants because the merchandising sales of the cartoon character went through the roof after the conservative right accused him of leading a gay agenda.
Finally, Fenton picks Bill OReilly for third place because hes a master showman.
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