Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Paris Hilton Wins Carnie Award

EUGENE, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Paris Hilton’s life is already a circus but now she’s the first winner of something called the Carnie Awards.

Self-proclaimed huckster Peter Fenton says he’s created the Carnie Awards to “honor those celebrities who know there’s still a sucker born every minute.”

It takes one to know one. Fenton says he earned a small fortune as a teen carnival con.

He says Hilton deserves the top honor because she, “can’t sing, dance, act or do much of anything but pose for photos on the red carpet at the premiere of somebody else’s movie...but the paparazzi will be mobbing her more than the real stars.”

Second to Hilton is Spongebob Squarepants because the merchandising sales of the cartoon character went through the roof after the conservative right “accused him of leading a gay agenda.”

Finally, Fenton picks Bill O’Reilly for third place because he’s a “master showman”.

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