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For A Happy Marriage, Take Notes

Monday, February 1, 2010 17:33 GMT

TRENTON, N.J. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A happy marriage merely takes putting a few funny notes in a lover’s lunch.

Chris Illuminati is unintentionally teaching couples how to keep the love burning by posting the sweet, silly notes his “permanent roommate” leaves in his lunch on his blog,

Illuminati has opened up his lunch at work to find notes that read: “The croutons go on your salad. Not in your pants,” and even a mini screenplay about drunk peas hitting on biscuits.

The general consensus from readers is that Illuminati’s wife is “awesome,” and her cute notes have managed to rekindle the fire for many other lovers.

He explains, “The notes motivate people to try something like that. People say they’re going to do that for their husband or wife. I accidentally became a romance counselor by posting these.”

Though he takes his new title in stride, Illuminati is glad he’s helped couples show some love.