Wednesday, January 6, 2010


Tiger Woods Needs A Llama

BREVARD, N.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – After all the bad publicity over his extramarital affairs, Tiger Woods could use a good llama on the links.

Llama Caddy – a service that trains llamas to perform the duties of a golf caddy – can provide a kind and gentle live llama to follow Woods on the fairway, giving both his image and heart a boost.

Mark English, founder of Llama Caddy, says Woods would look better in the eyes of golf fans if he had a llama on the green because “kids love llamas.”

A llama caddy would also soothe Wood’s bruised ego and provide some therapy.

English explains, “Llamas really know how to calm someone down. There’s a great feeling they give you. A Zen quality feeling. Tiger could really use that.”

Since Woods will soon be opening a golf course close to Llama Caddy headquarters, English would like to bring over a few animals for Tiger to play with.

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