Monday, December 7, 2009

Unicorn Poop Makes Christmas Magical

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Unicorns are opening their hearts – and butts – to bring joy to the world this holiday season.

This Christmas, give a gift that’s anything but crappy – Unicorn Turds – glittery globs of feces found within magical forests believed to come straight from the bowels of the mythical horses.

Creator Jason Robert Bell assures the validity of the fantastic fecal matter, claiming the poo was passed down from his ancestors.

However, if tested, advanced scientists will say the unicorn turds are actually cat poop covered in glue and glitter.

Still, Bell says gift givers should pay no mind to this assertion since scientists “don’t believe in the magic.”

The enchanted turds – which come in fun, regular, king, and family size bags – will not only warm the hearts of those who receive them, they’ll also help people “realize their wildest dreams.”

The poop also makes folks better in bed thanks to unicorns’ diets of rainbows and pure love.

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