Wednesday, December 2, 2009


Ninja Clowns Fight With Pies

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Defeating a ninja is easy as pie.

New York Downtown Clown is building an army of funny fighters with their “Slapstick Dojo” class, instructed by red- nosed warrior Christopher Lueck.

The class looks at comedy through a martial arts perspective while students – all wearing Karate Kid headbands – slap each other silly and take tumbles like Buster Keaton and Bruce Lee.

Though hardcore fighting isn’t on the syllabus, Lueck believes the lessons learned would help ninja clowns defeat their enemies.

He says, “A ninja clown would be able to take a real ninja down, no problem. I mean, ninjas are sneaky, but ninja clowns are trained to defeat their enemy with comedy.”

Ninja clowns also have secret weapons that could crack funny bones.

Instead of throwing sharp ninja stars, they toss pies into their opponent’s face, rendering them blind and in stitches.

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