Monday, October 26, 2009

Hair Causes Scare On Halloween

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – There’s something scary about people who are hairy on Halloween (Oct. 31).

So says Tony Snesko, founder of the Bald R Us Club which celebrates baldies’ lack of follicles.

Though many find the idea of going bald truly terrifying, Snesko assures that a full head of hair is actually way creepier.

He says, “Look at the way people with hair look in the morning. Hair is scary!”

Snesko thinks that baldies who really want to give folks a fright on Halloween should consider putting on a wig or tacky hairpiece because, “The scariest thing a bald guy can do is put hair on their head. The only reason to put a wig on is to horrify people, because bald is beautiful.”

Those who want to embrace their hairless head on Halloween instead of scaring neighborhood children with wigs can dress up as Mr. Clean or paint their head black and go as a bowling ball.

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