Friday, August 21, 2009

Zombies Are Low Maintenance Girlfriends

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – It doesn’t take much to keep a hot zombie girlfriend happy.

So says Mike Hampton, creator of the comic book series, Hot Zombie Chicks.

According to the die-hard fan of flesh-eaters, a mortal and a zombie could have a loving, lasting relationship because female zombies are easy to satisfy.

He explains, “It might be easy dating a hot zombie chick because not much maintenance is needed. You might have to throw some meat at her once in a while though.”

A guy can even save a few bones by dating the undead since they’re “cheap dates,” requiring no nights out dancing, fancy feasts, or gifts other than raw flesh.

However, Hampton does have standards when it comes to dating a zombie chick.

He says, “She has to have some decomposing going, some bone showing, and little bit of face falling off. Maybe a dangling arm.”

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