Friday, August 7, 2009

Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: The Krazy Glued Penis

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – When you’re a four-timing philanderer, there are a lot of women who want to stick it to you.

A 36-year-old lothario came to a Wisconsin hotel room this week expecting fun with one of his lovers. Instead, he got jumped by four angry women, one of them his wife, and they Krazy Glued his penis to his stomach for his cheating ways.

In the wake of this crazy crime of passion,’s Buck Wolf is looking at glue-related acts of violence.

For instance, there’s that time in the ’90s when actress Sean Young supposedly superglued boyfriend James Woods’ penis to his leg.

Then there’s Ken Slaby of Pennsylvania who won hefty damages after his jilted lover Krazy Glued his butt cheeks together.

Even more disturbing are the frequent reports of people who have sat on public toilets only to find that the seat is smeared with a super bonding agent.

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