Monday, August 3, 2009

Sorry I Slept With A Douchebag, Mom

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Not every guy a girl sleeps with is a winner.

Instead of drinking sexual mistakes into oblivion, the blog “Sorry Mom (I Bang The Worst Dudes)” embraces the weird, disgusting, and just plain bad bedroom moments women sometimes face.

Site creator, who goes by “Mom,” started the blog to catalogue her entire sexual history, including photos of past lovers and stories of their sexual encounters, with particular emphasis on her not so stellar romps in the sack.

Among her worst conquests was a “horrible dirtbag” who had a tattoo of a duck farting on a servant and another who cut the cheese while doing it, which leads her to admit that she sleeps with “the worst dudes sometimes.”

Mom says a sorry sex story is something everyone knows a thing or two about since, “If people go out and drink, they’re bound to have something that turns regrettable the next day.”

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