Friday, July 31, 2009

What’s In A Douchebag Name?

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A douchebag by any other name would still be a douchebag.

Those wondering what their name would be if they were a total A-hole can now find out with, which was created by the minds at T-Shirt Hell clothing company.

By inputting information like their actual name, favorite color, Chinese Zodiac sign, and favorite Mexican restaurant, a complex algorithm figures out what a person’s D-bag name is.

Spokesperson Gary Cohen says the douchebag name formula has taken 10 years of trial and error to perfect and has a 95 percent accuracy rating.

Most of the research for the generator was conducted by scientists in an effort to “improve lives,” with many studies involving the ever-so-douchey Ed Hardy brand.

Cohen assures the test is “fun and informative,” and doesn’t necessarily mean the user is a douchebag, unless their own names pop up as the answer.

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
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