Monday, June 8, 2009


Spencer Pratt Welcome By Church Of Satan

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The Hills villain Spencer Pratt is often called the spawn of Satan, and one church has just the place for him.

Peter H. Gilmore, High Priest of the Church Of Satan, says they’d welcome Pratt with open arms if he decided Satanism was his path.

To get in with the church, Pratt would have to read their Satanic literature cover-to-cover and prove his personal connection to the church’s philosophy.

Gilmore says Satanists are Atheists who believe they’re all by themselves in this world and that they’re carnal, not spiritual beings.

They preach that this life is the only one that exists, with nothing beyond.

After committing to their philosophy, Pratt would pay a $200 one-time membership fee that entitles him to an official “crimson card,” which can be used to identify himself to other Satanists.

Gilmore says the church would allow Pratt to continue being a famehound and convert wife Heidi Pratt, because they encourage individuals to do whatever gets them the most out of life.

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