Since 1986, Weird Paul Petroskey has penned more than 600 silly songs about random, everyday things, with titles like Wine Coolers, I Got Drunk At Chuck E. Cheese, and Steve Austin Ripped Off Bigfoots Arm.
While some ditties are standard in length, others are a minute or less, resulting in fast and furious stage shows.
Petroskey and his band once played 13 songs in three minutes and 26 seconds at a bar, and this Saturday (Apr. 14), theyll attempt to play all of their songs that are under one minute at another gig.
Thats 47 songs in total, and Petroskey anticipates his group will take short breaks in between to tell a few stupid jokes.
The quickie songs on the repertoire which were inspired by thoughts or jokes that Petroskey thought could use accompanying music include a nine-second tune called Pay For Your Tacos Safely And Securely, about using PayPal at Taco Bell, and the four-second fan favorite, Youre a Jerk, comprised of only the titular lyric.
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