Monday, February 2, 2009

The Zoo Is A Dirty Sexy Place

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The zoo is filled with rampant, and often nasty, animal sex.

Just ask Jane Tollini, spokesperson for the San Francisco Zoo, which will hold their 20th Annual Woo at the Zoo sex tour this weekend (Feb. 7-8) and on Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14).

Attendees will learn the naughty sexual habits of the world’s furry friends and Tollini admits some of the info may be hard to swallow.

She says, “It’s me talking filthy about animals. How deep, how wide, how far, all the ins and outs. It can be very gross. I recommend people have a drink whether they want to or not.”

Guests will learn freaky factoids, like that a bee’s penis loudly pops off after having sex, and hear the story of a tapir that injured its penis so badly that the tip fell off. The tapir then decided to devour its own love stick.

Despite the raunchy talk, Tollini believes guests can learn hot bedroom tricks from animals, but should never “do it while swinging with one finger off a treetop.”

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