Monday, January 12, 2009


You Know You’re A Redneck If You Ogle At Boat Crashes

NAPLES, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Wherever swamp buggies may be roaring, you’ll always find a redneck.

Swamp Buggy Racing is a major sporting event in Naples, Florida, where rowdy rednecks come in droves to watch high- powered, swamp boats race down muddy waters.

Spokesperson Sandy Montz says, “It’s like NASCAR on water. It is very wild. There are quite a few rednecks. They camp out there and party all night. They can’t get too rowdy because we’ll ban them, and they don’t want to miss the opportunity to see buggies.”

The exciting, sometimes dangerous environment may be the reason for the huge hillbilly turnout.

Montz explains that the buggies often flip over in monster crashes, leaving the driver underwater until a rescue team can save them.

Montz says, “There’s boats racing around and people diving into the water. The driver can drown if they don’t get them out. The crashes are very exciting for everyone.”

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