Monday, December 8, 2008


Dad Deserves A Good Dump For Christmas

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – This Christmas, give Dad the gift that will make him think of you everytime he poos.

The Poodium is an ergonomically correct podium that gives those who spend serious time in the crapper a place to rest their reading materials.

It also has a foot rest specifically designed in a way that eases constipation, allowing less pushing and strain in the bathroom.

Creator JJ Hynes says the Poodium is perfect for dads who spend hours on the can.

He says, “Fathers are always in the bathroom and they’re always hard to find a gift for. The Poodium is better than a standard tie. Dads will actually use it everyday and think of you every time they do.”

Though he admits most people may think, “What the hell is this?” upon unwrapping the Poodium, Hynes says it’s, “The gift you always wanted but didn’t know existed!”

The Poodium runs for $150 a poop.

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