Friday, August 22, 2008


Honk If You Love Horny Rides

TAMPA, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Getting horny in your car can really scare other drivers.

Hornblasters is a horn kit that you install in your car so a deafeningly loud train whistle blasts when you honk the horn.

According to creator Matt Heller, the horns are nothing short of ridiculous.

He explains, “We took it entirely too far. You can hear them from over two miles away. It’s just obnoxious.”

Heller and his band of horny honkers even filmed videos of themselves driving around, scaring people by blasting the train horn.

He says, “At first they get really upset because we make them look like little pansies. But when they realize they’re not getting hit by a train, they giggle.”

Though the earsplitting sounds have left many jumping out of their skin, Heller promises a little horn won’t kill anyone.

He assures, “I did bunch of research and talked to my lawyer. You’re more prone to have a heart attack from someone yelling ‘Happy Birthday’ than by a loud noise.”

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