Wednesday, August 20, 2008


Demented Doctor Vies To Be World Emperor

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One demented doctor wants to bring the world happiness – and giant robots.

Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel is a toy creator who’s currently campaigning for the title of World Emperor so he can bring change to the people of Earth.

He explains, “It is time for a world makeover. The point is to trigger a new way of thought, and to focus our creative powers by rejecting The System. I also look forward to building giant robots.”

Dr. Steel is convinced that the “human race is just an evolutionary stepping stone towards electronic life.”

By becoming World Emperor, he wants to make sure that robots one day “inherit the Earth” when humans go extinct.

Though Dr. Steel says he’s already World Emperor to his many followers, he still sends out teams of believers to ensure that the evil Alien Illuminati – his biggest nemesis – doesn’t retain control of the planet.

Dr. Steel explains, “I’ve gone completely insane attempting to create a utopian playground, but I embrace my title of madman.”

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