Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Playaz Will Steal Your Wife And Money

ATLANTA (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

A group of Southern men known as the Playaz are gaining notoriety on the Internet through their website,, and they have one thing to say to their critics: Don’t hate if you can’t relate.

Head Playa Phil Braun says, “We consider ourselves the most important people on the Internet. We’re involved in everything from making love to world leaders’ wives and cutting back the animal population, to space travel and narcotics. People should never hate a playa, even if they’ve been screwed by us. Maybe we took your money or wife, but you probably deserved it.”

The playaz cite country crooner Kenny Rogers as their idol and inspiration because of his raw sexual magnetism.

Braun admits that the site is a parody of other self-involved blogs, and would never hit the streets in his full playa attire because, as he puts it, “I might run into someone I know and be completely embarrassed.”

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