Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Dopplegang A Man’s Wang

PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – These days, sheep aren’t the only thing getting cloned.

Empire Labs, Inc. is multiplying members with their product called Clone-A-Willy, a do-it-yourself molding kit that makes an exact, vibrating rubber replica of a penis.

According to company spokesperson Misty Ray, creating a perfect penis takes sexy preparation.

She says, “Men can’t make it on their own. They can’t get themselves erect and make the mold. Women have to participate. Loosening up with a glass of wine, working his penis, and making sure to read the directions carefully helps.”

Ray says women are jumping on the penis duplicator, but getting men to participate takes some coaxing.

Ray says “You have to say, ‘But honey, it’s you. Would you rather I use a dildo that’s a replica of someone else’s penis?’”

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
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