Wednesday, December 26, 2007

How To Poop At Work

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you’ve ever wondered how to poop discretely at the office, two hilarious songwriters have the perfect advice for you.

That’s the straight poop from songsters Andy Stuckey and John Murray, also known as Stuckey & Murray, who have released a music video titled “Taking A Dump At Work,” on

The video is a clever ode to the office throne and the everyday frustrations of properly pooping in the workplace.

To help get the real job done, Stuckey & Murray share their song full of helpful tips, including: I spray some Lysol around the room before I start/ Don’t talk to me through the stall/ Man, you’re breaking my concentration/ Last thing I need right now is a case of constipation.

And while Stuckey & Murray laugh about the ode today, the silly songwriters admit their original inspiration for the poop tune was very serious.

Murray explains, “We used to work in an office building with a seriously tiny bathroom in it. There were only two stalls and the toilets faced each other so you were basically taking a dump right in front of someone.”

Stuckey adds, “It was so gross and uncomfortable that the song pretty much wrote itself.”

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