Thursday, December 20, 2007

Calendars Offer Killer Deals On Coffins

ROME (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Nothing screams sexy like a calendar of coffins.

That’s the dead truth from, a website selling calendars full of sexy, lingerie-clad models posing with quality coffins.

Maurizio Matteucci, a coffin salesman and owner of the site, claims the dead sexy calendar was the best way to kill his eastern European coffin company competitors.

By showing girls hugging, straddling, and leaning against the wooden boxes, Matteucci says potential buyers can get a better feel for the variety his coffin collection offers.

He says, “Men are looking at the girls, but they have to look at the coffin too.”

And acccording to Matteucci, the girls have to have a certain sense of humor to pull this kind of gallows humor off.

He says, “It’s not easy to be sexy and pose with a coffin, but we had many funny experiences during the photo shoot. The girls had great senses of humor.”

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