Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Santa Slims Down To Get Through The Chimney

LAKE TAHOE, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – You may want to leave Santa some soy milk and veggies instead of milk and cookies this year.

That’s because jolly old St. Nick now has his very own diet book, The Santa Diet: A Complete Diet for Physical, Emotional, and Spiritual Health (Cafe Press).

Santa Claus – who’s actually a Catholic priest who legally changed his name – has been losing weight steadily and healthily for the past two years, and is now ready share his svelte secret with the kids who need it most.

The Kris Kringle wannabe feels he’s a great role model for chubby children, and says that the real Santa could benefit from the slimming secrets in his book too.

Instead of eating traditional fattening treats like milk, cookies, and candy canes during his Christmas Eve (Dec. 24) travels, the slim Santa suggests that the real Santa chow down on fruits and veggies while delivering presents.

The Santa Diet hits shelves in January.

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