Thats because the husband-and-wife tootin team at GasBGon.com have created the GasMedic Odor Control Nether Garments, which are fully carbonized underwear that allow farters to cut the cheese with ease.
Co-creator Sharron Huza says the gas-passing panties are discreet enough for wind-breaking women to wear with tight gowns and fancy dresses.
But the butt blockers only calm the stink and not the sound, making it hard to deny after you supply.
For that, GasBGon also offers polyurethane seat cushions that muffle the farting sound and filter your butt breath when traveling or in the office.
And plenty of potty experiments were made to ensure quality air control.
Huza says, We couldnt just put them out there, so we had to test the products. We did olfactory testing with friends and neighbors. That was fun.
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