Paranormalrestrainingorders.com offers restraining orders for those who feel like God, Death, the Loch Ness Monster, and even David Letterman are out to get them.
According to site creator Nathan Lilly, the Late Show host has a history with ridiculous restraints.
Lilly explains, In December of 2005, Letterman had a restraining order put out on him because a woman said he was sending subliminal messages to her through the TV. Some judge actually okd this!
But those fearing the wrath of God arent safe just yet.
Lilly says that once the plaintiff files the restraining order, the defendant must be served the document in order for the restraint to become effective.
To get your own restraining order, check out paranormalrestrainingorders.com.
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