The Sphincter Factory and Sendahole.com a company that sells novelty rubber buttholes that can be sent anonymously to the jerks in your life to let them know theyre A-holes is hosting its first online Hole Poll now through October 1, where theyre asking citizens to vote for who they think is the biggest A-hole running for President.
So far, Democratic hopeful John Edwards and Republican candidate Rudolph Giuliani are the publics picks for biggest A-holes, while Barack Obama and Jim Gilmore are trailing in the polls.
But dont fret, hopefuls, because whichever potential prez is elected biggest A-hole will receive a holesome winning prize.
While the winner wont receive a ticket to the White House, they will be rewarded with a rubber, life-sized A-hole and special greeting that lets them know their current standing with voters for the 2008 elections.
To pick your Presidential A-hole visit sendahole.com.
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