Friday, September 7, 2007

Presidential Hopefuls Are Real A-Holes

NEW MILFORD, Conn. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Politicians have a reputation for being slimy, but the Presidential candidates for the 2008 elections are real A-holes.

The Sphincter Factory and – a company that sells novelty rubber buttholes that can be sent anonymously to the jerks in your life to let them know they’re A-holes – is hosting its first online “Hole Poll” now through October 1, where they’re asking citizens to vote for who they think is the biggest A-hole running for President.

So far, Democratic hopeful John Edwards and Republican candidate Rudolph Giuliani are the public’s picks for biggest A-holes, while Barack Obama and Jim Gilmore are trailing in the polls.

But don’t fret, hopefuls, because whichever potential prez is elected biggest A-hole will receive a “holesome” winning prize.

While the winner won’t receive a ticket to the White House, they will be rewarded with a rubber, life-sized A-hole and special greeting that let’s them know their current standing with voters for the 2008 elections.

To pick your Presidential A-hole visit

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