Monday, August 27, 2007

New Educational Tool Is For The Dumps

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A furniture designer in San Diego has invented a tool that will help your stool – and get your brain out of the crapper.

It’s called “The Poodium,” and it’s set to revolutionize toilet time for the average bathroom reader.

That’s the straight poop from poodium mastermind J.J. Hynes, who credits the idea to bookish friends “using their bathrooms as a private library.”

The poodium is designed with an elevated footrest that allows for a less strenuous bathroom experience, and a podium that can hold reading material, or even a laptop for the whizzing working man.

And it’s educational potential is limitless, as Hynes says, it can help rear kids into a more brain-powered poop session.

He says:“It’s a great educational tool geared for bathroom readers of all ages. It’s great for potty training and getting kids into reading.”

Not only can the poodium increase your I.Q., but it can also save you.

Hynes explains,“The poodium’s design can eliminate the risk of hemorrhoids and aneurysms caused by straining. It can literally save your life!”

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