Friday, July 6, 2007

Can I Get An Alien Witness?

ROSWELL, N.M. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you plan to dish it out in court, make sure to have your flying saucer checked in as evidence.

That’s because the cosmic jury is in session today (July 6) at the 2007 Roswell U.F.O. festival, where the country’s leading “UFOlogists” are gathering together in the New Mexico city to debate the events of the mysterious 1947 crash.

Local resident Dennis Balthasar says the paranormal proof is in the U.S. military’s extraterrestrial error when they first announced intercepting a flying disc.

Balthasar says, “The air wing that dropped the atomic bomb over Hiroshima and Nagasaki was assigned there after the war. They knew the difference between a weather balloon and a flying saucer.”

But even with thousands of believers attending their galactic council in the desert, the Martian mystery seems to be an endless trial.

Says Balthasar: “Sixty years later, we’re still finding witnesses. Even just one witness can make a conviction in a normal proceeding based on their testimony, but even with hundreds of witnesses we can’t get into a real courtroom.”

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