Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Rednecks Gather For A Darn Tootin’ Good Time

EAST DUBLIN, Ga. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Dust off them overalls, load up the pick-up truck, and slick back that mullet – because the South is risin’ in East Dublin, Georgia.

The pork rinds and beer will be a-flowin’ as country folks get together for the 12th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 7th.

The party officially begins when Georgia’s favorite redneck, mascot Melvin Davis, lights the barbecue with the ceremonial propane torch to kick off the fun.

But this year’s games will be tough, according to event organizer Terry Wolf, who expects 15,000 rednecks to battle one another in events like “Bobbin’ For Pigs Feet,” the “Mudpit Belly Flop,” and the stinky “Buttcrack Contest,”

Attendees will also be competing to win the title of “Mr. and Ms. Redneck,” and Wolf says sportin’ a mullet, missing teeth, and some tattoos are must-have qualities for any wannabe winners.

But there’s one more darn tootin’ accessory hicks must have to be crowned Mr. or Ms. Redneck.

Says Wolf: “If you’ve got a picture of your truck or you dog in your wallet, you deserve the redneck title!”

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