Thats the straight poop from Paul Gallimore who has just penned a book titled Healing Appalachia (University Press Of Kentucky) all about how you can change your lifestyle to become more environmentally friendly.
Gallimore says you can start saving humanity in your very own bathroom, by taking a dump with the right attitude and using innovations like compost toilets before environmental waste issues really hit the fan.
Says Gallimore: If we cant deal with pee pee and poo poo, how can we manage more complex issues like world peace?
So, to show that poop can save the Earth, the excrement enthusiast suggests people use their crappy waste as manure for flowers and plants.
Gallimore says, Lets bring [crap] out in the open. Lets put it on the table. Theres no reason not to like your brand. Its what you had for lunch.
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