Friday, May 11, 2007

Reconcile With Your Worldy Waste

LEXINGTON, Ky. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Some scientists call the steamy issue of global warming a bunch of crap, but an environmentalist from Lexington, Kentucky, claims caring for the earth requires loving your poo first.

That’s the straight poop from Paul Gallimore who has just penned a book titled Healing Appalachia (University Press Of Kentucky) all about how you can change your lifestyle to become more environmentally friendly.

Gallimore says you can start saving humanity in your very own bathroom, by taking a dump with the right attitude and using innovations like compost toilets before environmental waste issues really hit the fan.

Says Gallimore: “If we can’t deal with pee pee and poo poo, how can we manage more complex issues like world peace?”

So, to show that poop can save the Earth, the excrement enthusiast suggests people use their crappy waste as manure for flowers and plants.

Gallimore says, “Let’s bring [crap] out in the open. Let’s put it on the table. There’s no reason not to like your brand. It’s what you had for lunch.”

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