Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Sleazy Celebrities Make Cheap And Easy Halloween Costumes

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you and your partner need to rustle up a last-minute Halloween costume, don’t look in a costume store, look in the tabloids.

According to Tango magazine editor Susan Houriet, many celebrities can be turned into cheap and easy outfits.

For instance, if you want to be Pam Anderson and Kid Rock, Houriet suggests the pretend Pam stuff a teeny white bikini with water balloons while the copycat Kid Rock should wear a blond wig, a baseball cap, baggy jeans and a tank top.

Meanwhile, if you’d rather be Kevin Federline, just remove the wig and replace it with a blanket-swaddled doll.

Houriet says a Britney Spears wannabe needs to chew gum incessantly while wearing a teased blond wig with a baby tied to her hip with a seatbelt strap.

Finally, to dress up as Angelina Jolie, wear big wax lips to recreate Jolie’s plumped-up pucker while carrying around a bunch of Cabbage Patch kids in every color of the rainbow.

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