Thats the word from Leland Gregory, author of a new book, Idiots In Love: Chronicles Of Romantic Stupidity (Andrews-McMeel).
He says some people just shouldnt be married, such as the couple who, in 2003, got hitched and then started divorce proceedings 90 minutes later.
It seems the bride was miffed that the groom made suggestive comments to the bridesmaids and then threw a hat rack javelin- style across the reception hall.
Other stupid wedding tricks making the book include the Iranian couple who were engaging in a traditional ceremony where the bride and groom feed each other honey.
Unfortunately, the groom bit off the brides artificial fingernail, choked on it and died on the spot.
Finally, theres the wedding in Aberdere, Wales, that was almost ruined when the organist failed to show. Luckily, a guest downloaded Here Comes The Bride as a ringtone and played it on his cellphone.
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