Wednesday, April 19, 2006

New Book Is Full Of S

PALM HARBOR, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The author of a new children’s book about excrement wants kindergarten teachers to s or get off the pot when it comes to teaching his favorite four-letter word.

Fittingly, the man has just published a book, S - A Sload of Practical Uses for the Most Flexible Word in the English Language (Interpact Press) and he believes children should know the proper way to use the four-letter word as early as possible.

The author – who wants only to be known as “The Author” – says that the word “s” is used so much anyway that kids should be able to say it without having their mouth washed out with soap.

For instance, The Author says you can’t avoid the word s if you’re talking about drugs, religion or the weather.

S has applications to geography too. For instance, there’s a quarry pond in eastern Kentucky known as “Deep S.”

The Author has no idea how many times he uses his favorite word in a given day but says he has learned to modify his language, opting to use the more acceptable term ‘shat’ in mixed company.

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