Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Saddam Hussein Needs To Eat Calming Cucumber During His Trial

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Saddam Hussein’s trial begins today (Oct. 19) and if he wants to make the best impression possible on jurors, he’d better chow down on lots of cucumbers.

At least that’s the advice of a Wiccan high priestess in New York named Lexa Rosean, author of The Encyclopedia Of Magickal Ingredients (Simon And Schuster).

She figures that Hussein will be hot-tempered in court but says eating cucumbers is a magical way to keep cool.

Hussein isn’t the only celebrity who can benefit from some magic.

Kate Moss can win back some of her modeling contracts by adding lime to her cocktails. Apparently, the peel will somehow prevent negative press from overturning her plans.

Meanwhile, Arnold Schwarzenegger can ensure success in the upcoming California election by eating rutabaga.

Finally, Kirsten Dunst has reportedly been drinking up a storm lately but Rosean says carrying an amethyst will help her sober up and eating Portobello mushrooms will help her regain her former glamorous image.

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