Monday, April 11, 2005

Oy Vey! Conspiracy Authors Pin It On The Jews

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Two authors of a book of conspiracy theories are hoping to get a few “hee hees” at the expense of Hebrews.

The new book, The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies (St. Martin’s Press), seeks to answer old conspiracies by pinning them on the Jews.

Co-author and practicing Jew Joshua Neuman says he started with, as he calls them, “the greatest hits of Jewish conspiracies,” such as the Jews control Hollywood, and put a new spin on it like, “they control Hollywood to make schlumpy Jewish guys sexy.”

He also tackled uncovering the Torah truth behind Sept. 11. He claims a rabbi was behind the World Trade Center attack because the building blocked his view from his herring factory.

Neuman admits his book is a “very elaborate joke, that works because the world in which these things take place feels real.”

But he says he shivers at the thought that some idiot will read the book and say, “See, it’s true. They admitted it.”

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