Thats the shocking news from Louden Noxious, who represents Kaiju Big Battel, a supposedly clandestine organization set up to battle giant monsters like a blue alien named Sky Deviler and a giant soup can human hybrid called Kung Fu Chicken Noodle.
Noxious says there are 30 known monsters and many have been created by Dr. Cube, an evil genius he says is hell bent on world domination, and concedes the fact hes a deformed freak may have something to do with it.
Currently, the monsters fight each other in competitions similar to pro wrestling and Noxious says cities like New York, Tokyo and Paris are at risk of being demolished.
Although the mainstream media has overlooked the monster problem, Noxious hopes to raise the issue with a new DVD, Kaiju Big Battels Shocking Truth, which he describes as a docudrama.
The DVD hits stores April 12, if the monsters dont destroy the world first.
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