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Man Exposes God's Real Name
Monday, March 29, 2010 16:08 GMT
BUFFALO, N.Y. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – OMG. God may not be “God” after all.For the past 15 years, biblical scholar Pastor Harry has been researching the Bible trying to decipher what God’s real name is.
While most religions argue it’s “Jehovah” or “Yahweh,” Pastor Harry says they’re completely wrong.
He plans to expose the Lord’s real name this Thursday (Apr. 1) on satansrapture.com and says people will be “shocked” by the revelation.
That’s because Jesus openly answers the “mystical” riddle in the Bible, but religion experts “have blown right past it.”
Though God’s real moniker is in Hebrew, Pastor Harry says English speakers will be able to pronounce it without trouble.
In time, it may seep into popular language and become interchangeable with the term “God,” so phrases like “Oh My God” could also be altered.
More than anything, Pastor Harry hopes his bombshell discovery gives people clarity and “a better understanding of who they’re praying to.”
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