Spring Breakers Ready For Drunken Sex
Comes in handy during Spring Break
Friday, March 5, 2010 17:02 GMTWESTMINSTER, Colo. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) Hardcore spring breakers should always be prepared to do the deed.
Luckily, something called the Spring Break Kit equips college co-eds for that wild week of drinking, partying, and sexing thats just around the corner.
The little box contains two condoms, two packets of lube, and a breath freshener so drunken frat boys can actually seal the deal.
Spokesperson Barry Dobb says the convenient kits can even have detailed instructions custom-printed on the box so no matter how wasted a person is, theyll know exactly what to do with the goodies.
He recommends carrying the kit at all times just in case the mood should strike after a sexy spring break wet T-shirt contest.
For the more romantic lover, Dobb also offers an intimate kit that contains a scented pleasure wipe and a mini vibrator.