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Just Ask And Jesus Answers

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 17:15 GMT

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – When life gets confusing, Jesus can offer answers without you having to drop down to your knees.

Magic 8 Balls are no longer necessary now that there’s “Answer Me Jesus,” a small, pink, fuzzy statue of the Lord that offers helpful advice to those in need.

With a shake of his body, people can get input from Christ on their issues, with helpful answers like “Wait for a sign,” “Pray harder,” and “I died for this?”

Creator Michelle Staudenmeier assures that the gadget is much more powerful than a Magic 8 Ball because it has heavenly connections.

She believes it beats praying because, “You can interact with Jesus, hold him while you get the answer you need.” Also, no matter how silly the question, Jesus will always answer.

Says Staudenmeier: “It’s very insightful. Jesus never lies when I ask him a question. He always seems to be right.”