Friday, January 15, 2010


Dear World, Sorry. From America

BOSTON (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – America has a lot to apologize for.

American-Apologies.com is making sure the world gets a sincere sorry for the United States’ biggest offenses.

Among the long list of the worst things America has contributed are televangelists, the Twilight series, hipsters, guidos, Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church, and Eddie Murphy.

Site creator, who goes by Davis, has two goals: To provide an “alternative history” of American culture through its failures, and to apologize for the “unfortunate contributions” the U.S. has given the world.

By saying sorry, he hopes America remembers to have a big slice of humble pie because bad contributions only make its citizens and government look bad.

Though he hopes the blog reminds people to change their obnoxious American ways, he knows he’s “preaching to the choir.”

Despite his “love for pointing out America’s flaws,” Davis assures he loves his country and only wants to see it get better.

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