Jesus may be the Savior and all, but hes no match against Santa Claus according to Jake Kalish, author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium Of Imaginary Fights (Three Rivers Press).
Despite his jolliness, Kalish thinks Santa would beat Jesus in a fight, mainly because the Almighty would insist on turning the other cheek.
Adds Kalish: Its holy, but its a terrible fighting technique.
Santas burly belly and arsenal of toy-making tools and gifts would make him formidable in any fight.
Kalish thinks The Grinchs aimless fury would lead to a defeat should he go toe-to-toe with Kris Kringle.
However, if Santa got in Satans face all hell would break loose.
Kalish says, Satan would win. He has a mob of greedy children that are disappointed with their Christmas presents to help him kill Santa.
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