Wednesday, December 16, 2009


Everyone Suffers From ‘Monkey Butt’

EDISON, N.J. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – It may sound bananas, but people all over the world suffer from a cheeky condition called “monkey butt.”

“Monkey butt” is a term coined by bikers for the chafing and irritation that occurs on their tushies after riding for too long.

Luckily, there’s a cure.

Cue Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, a soothing calamine and talc solution for the nether regions.

The powder helps minimize redness on the bum that results from excess friction and sweat.

Ray Abrahamsen, spokesman for Anti-Monkey Butt, says that although it’s embarrassing, everyone’s butt sweats.

Therefore, we’re all subject to monkey butt, especially active guys like firefighters, constructions workers, and joggers.

But those who sit on their butts are at risk too. In fact, the product’s “biggest targets” are truck drivers.

Abrahamsen says Anti-Monkey Butt can be applied like any body powder. Some pour it directly down their pants or onto their rears, while others use a powder puff.

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