Friday, November 27, 2009


Beauty Beats Duck Calling

STUTTGART, Ark. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Being a world champion duck caller isn’t as impressive as being a beauty queen.

The World Championship Duck Calling Contest is tomorrow (Nov. 28) in Stuttgart, Arkansas, where quackers will attempt duck calls to show off their best Daffy impersonation.

Though the winner works hard and is revered by their family and attendees, they don’t get the royal treatment like the lady crowned “Queen Mallard” in the corresponding beauty pageant.

Spokesperson Stephen Bell says, “Locals say they’d rather have their daughter be Queen Mallard than their son be the world champion. They get a lot of bragging rights.”

He assures that it’s just as competitive vying for the crown as it is training for the duck calling contest because it takes “beauty and personality.”

However, there are no catfights or sabotaging involved in the pageant. The duck calling contest does bring on smack talk between participants though.

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