Thats how former Seinfeld actor John OHurley feels.
The avid dog-lover is hosting NBCs National Dog Show Presented By Purina for the eighth time this Thanksgiving (Nov. 26) and has learned a lot about pooches over the years.
He claims to have absolute expertise on breeds now, since at first he was just counting legs.
OHurley says the most important tip is to get a dog that fits your lifestyle.
That means having enough time, energy, and space for the dog of your choosing.
He adds, Nothing distresses me more than seeing a Great Dane walking out of a small New York City apartment. Its not fair.
OHurley also notes that dogs no matter how fancy or cute are not accessories or toys.
Finally, the crappiest lesson hes learned about pooches: Great Danes take huge dumps.
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