Tuesday, October 27, 2009


Legalize Bong Water

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A little bong water never hurt anybody.

Recently, the Minnesota Supreme Court ruled that bong water will now be considered an illegal substance.

In fact, 25 grams of weed-infused water could land potheads a $300 fine and petty conviction since it’s an accessory to toking.

However, weed-smoking senior Grandpa Ganja – who’s very much pro-pot – calls the ruling “stupid,” since it’s impossible for bong water to get a stoner high.

Not only that, it’s downright disgusting.

He says, “Have you ever tasted bong water? If you did, you’d know that no one would ever want to drink it. It’s foul.”

Grandpa Ganja says that not even chugging a quart of bong water would give someone a buzz, and trying seems like a dumb idea.

He explains, “If you have bong water, then you must have pot. If you do, why aren’t you smoking it?”

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