Friday, September 18, 2009


Weird News Central: Competitive Eating At Guantanamo Bay?

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Two men stuffed themselves with 43 hot dogs at Guantanamo Bay recently, but there’s no need to call Amnesty International.

Competitive eating has infiltrated Cuba, but it’s not a form of torture – it’s a new way to entertain troops.

The U.S. military secretly flew “Crazy Legs” Conti, Tim “Eater X” Janus, and Pete “Pretty Boy” Davekos – three of the world’s top competitive eaters – to Cuba recently.

America Online Senior Correspondent Buck Wolf reports that the armed forces are now planning a series of entertaining eating exhibitions throughout Europe and the Middle East.

Wolf explains, “Those old-style Bob Hope USO shows just aren’t enough to entertain the men and women in uniform. They clearly need something to sink their teeth into.”

No eating tournaments are yet planned for Afghanistan or Iraq.

Apparently over there, the troops have all they can stomach.

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