PETZ, or People For The Ethical Treatment of Zombies, is holding a contest to find the steamiest zombie makeout session.
Contestants must send a 90-second video of two zombies playing tonsil hockey, and the winner will be chosen on Halloween (Oct. 31).
Spokesperson Anthony Miller says that, like humans, zombies need to be romanced before they’re willing to canoodle on camera.
He says, “Some want to be taken out to dinner. I mean, just because they’re zombies it doesn’t mean they don’t have standards.”
The only undead that are truly willing to makeout for an audience are the slutty zombies, which make up most of the brain- eating population and can be easily identified.
Says Miller: “They’re the first ones to get drunk at parties and already have a change of clothes for the next day with them.”
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